Negquimflag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody grasshopper.

Negquimflag created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Negquimflag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Negquimflag, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Negquimflag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Negquimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your arms with red.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Do not wear shirts marked with gray.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.