Venrillgun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever zebra.

Venrillgun created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venrillgun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Venrillgun, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Venrillgun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Venrillgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.