Benrillgum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-knowing skunk.

Benrillgum created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benrillgum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Benrillgum, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Benrillgum's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Benrillgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.