Gidquilldab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise hamster.

Gidquilldab created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidquilldab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidquilldab, he will turn you into a rock.

Gidquilldab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gidquilldab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidquilldab.

5. Do not commit murder.