Fadnutgut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective hippopotamus.

Fadnutgut created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadnutgut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fadnutgut, it will not care.

Fadnutgut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fadnutgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed pineapples to great tits while wearing brown boots.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fadnutgut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Fadnutgut on top of important buildings.