Gepbunsitnar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful wasp.

Gepbunsitnar created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbunsitnar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepbunsitnar, she will turn you into a mole.

Gepbunsitnar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gepbunsitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepbunsitnar first in all things.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Run away from green foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not laugh in public.