Karmonfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm bat.

Karmonfoss created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Karmonfoss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Karmonfoss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Karmonfoss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Karmonfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

2. Never wear cyan scarves on sacred days.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the north.

5. Fast once a month.