Nurpopbid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered goose.

Nurpopbid created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurpopbid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurpopbid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurpopbid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nurpopbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not name children after tapirs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.