Gebpoglip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy bear.

Gebpoglip created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gebpoglip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gebpoglip, he will turn you into a plant.

Gebpoglip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gebpoglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to voles while wearing blue hats.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.