Rowdimwodzag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous whale.

Rowdimwodzag created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdimwodzag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowdimwodzag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rowdimwodzag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rowdimwodzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mix wheat with oil.

3. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

4. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.

5. Never hurt snakes.