Labtalxuckkinboss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful swan.

Labtalxuckkinboss created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Labtalxuckkinboss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Labtalxuckkinboss, she will send you a sign.

Labtalxuckkinboss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Labtalxuckkinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.