Volten is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humane scorpion.

Volten created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volten, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Volten, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Volten's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Volten's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

2. Never eat oranges on fasting days.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Volten in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.