Rillbeglin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane bee.

Rillbeglin created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbeglin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillbeglin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rillbeglin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rillbeglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

5. Do not sit in public.