Gadjam Batgonbot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic human.

Gadjam Batgonbot created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadjam Batgonbot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gadjam Batgonbot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gadjam Batgonbot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gadjam Batgonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing white rings and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Never feed peanuts to squirrels while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near geese while wearing purple corsets.