Legdotbag Botbestarflikgab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud aardvark.

Legdotbag Botbestarflikgab created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legdotbag Botbestarflikgab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Legdotbag Botbestarflikgab, she will strike you with lightening.

Legdotbag Botbestarflikgab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Legdotbag Botbestarflikgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never stain your chest with blue.