Dabbigjanman is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dabbigjanman created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbigjanman, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabbigjanman, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dabbigjanman's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dabbigjanman's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Never mix aubergines with ash.