Hanpanbell is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane bat.

Hanpanbell created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Hanpanbell, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hanpanbell, she will not care.

Hanpanbell's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hanpanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not make images of living things.