Jendapxin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful gerbil.

Jendapxin created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jendapxin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jendapxin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jendapxin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jendapxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Always store parsnips above ground.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.