Hubvonkyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered duck.

Hubvonkyatt created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubvonkyatt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubvonkyatt, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hubvonkyatt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hubvonkyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven otters approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.