Wodyarlcar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil frog.

Wodyarlcar created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodyarlcar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wodyarlcar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wodyarlcar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wodyarlcar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never feed lots of corn to capybaras while wearing magenta dresses.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never mix figs with blood.