Cednullfly is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating gorilla.

Cednullfly created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cednullfly, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cednullfly, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cednullfly's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cednullfly's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing corsets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never mix cucumbers with oil.