Sadrulsand is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional
horse.
Sadrulsand created the Sol system four million years ago.
If you believe in
Sadrulsand, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sadrulsand, she will remove you from existence.
Sadrulsand's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Sadrulsand's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.
2. Never prepare strawberries during winter.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sadrulsand in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always maintain purity during holy days.