Sadrulsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional horse.

Sadrulsand created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Sadrulsand, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadrulsand, she will remove you from existence.

Sadrulsand's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sadrulsand's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never prepare strawberries during winter.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sadrulsand in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.