Safnillvol is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud scorpion.

Safnillvol created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safnillvol, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Safnillvol, she will not care at all.

Safnillvol's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Safnillvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always obey Safnillvol's priests.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.