Gighenbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, stupid bird.

Gighenbarn created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Gighenbarn, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gighenbarn, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gighenbarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gighenbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never proclaim while facing south.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.