Dissrilldot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy rat.

Dissrilldot created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissrilldot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissrilldot, he will turn you into a worm.

Dissrilldot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dissrilldot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Dissrilldot first in all things.

4. Hide from cyan porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.