Tigzimnib is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful clam.

Tigzimnib created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigzimnib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tigzimnib, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tigzimnib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tigzimnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed figs to capybaras while wearing purple shirts.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Tigzimnib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill pigs.