Ripfotmut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty gnu.

Ripfotmut created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripfotmut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ripfotmut, she will be very unhappy.

Ripfotmut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ripfotmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five turtles approach from the south.

2. Always obey Ripfotmut's priests.

3. Never wear orange scarves on sacred days.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not resist fate.