Cudcim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able lobster.

Cudcim created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudcim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cudcim's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cudcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Cudcim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never adorn your neck with turquoise markings.