Cumgigdon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating snake.

Cumgigdon created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgigdon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cumgigdon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cumgigdon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cumgigdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear red shorts on sacred days.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not name children after tortoises.