Wigstikfum is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident meerkat.

Wigstikfum created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigstikfum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigstikfum, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wigstikfum's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wigstikfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Never stain your head with violet.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never mix beans with blood.