Besshitmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast hare.

Besshitmeg created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besshitmeg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Besshitmeg, he will turn you into a tree.

Besshitmeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Besshitmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Besshitmeg.

2. Do not place beans upon stone.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.