Gendad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, idiotic dog.

Gendad created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gendad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gendad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gendad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gendad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed peas to ants while wearing black tights.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of children.