Migdanrankem is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil crane.

Migdanrankem created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdanrankem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migdanrankem, she will destroy your home solar system.

Migdanrankem's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Migdanrankem's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

5. Never wear pink corsets on sacred days.