Bodingloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful eagle.

Bodingloop created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodingloop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bodingloop, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bodingloop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bodingloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never paint your chest orange.

4. You must love Bodingloop.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.