Sugfadwan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate troll.

Sugfadwan created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Sugfadwan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sugfadwan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sugfadwan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sugfadwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four mice in a large pit.

2. Hide from orange seals for they are unholy.

3. Never leap in the presence of otters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.