Jamgadflan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong octopus.

Jamgadflan created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamgadflan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamgadflan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jamgadflan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jamgadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.