Gennatkar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful slug.

Gennatkar created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Gennatkar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gennatkar, she will destroy your home planet.

Gennatkar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gennatkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Shun those given to sloth.