Dangenzed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart snake.

Dangenzed created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dangenzed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dangenzed, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dangenzed's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dangenzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.