Cemqueegfit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive capybara.

Cemqueegfit created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Cemqueegfit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cemqueegfit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cemqueegfit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cemqueegfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with manatees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not stand on grass.