Gamteentif is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful hydra.

Gamteentif created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamteentif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gamteentif, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gamteentif's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gamteentif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Gamteentif must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Always take life seriously.