Sawpogbog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered wasp.

Sawpogbog created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawpogbog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sawpogbog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sawpogbog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sawpogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Run away if three sharks approach from the south.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.