Armvonfem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying hare.

Armvonfem created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armvonfem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Armvonfem, it will try to impress you with trees.

Armvonfem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Armvonfem's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. You must never eat pineapples.