Rakbunlitgon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful squirrel.

Rakbunlitgon created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rakbunlitgon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rakbunlitgon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rakbunlitgon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rakbunlitgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near bats while wearing white hats and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never prepare melons during summer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.