Zimhinfut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless fly.

Zimhinfut created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Zimhinfut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zimhinfut, she will destroy your home planet.

Zimhinfut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zimhinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zimhinfut.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Zimhinfut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your head violet.