Tiffobgod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, slow yak.

Tiffobgod created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tiffobgod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiffobgod, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tiffobgod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tiffobgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. You must never eat peas.