Rakwigfem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome tapir.

Rakwigfem created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakwigfem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakwigfem, she will strike you with lightening.

Rakwigfem's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rakwigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.