Narfarnlin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane jellyfish.

Narfarnlin created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfarnlin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Narfarnlin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Narfarnlin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Narfarnlin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not commit murder.