Flisfomdon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent bird.

Flisfomdon created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfomdon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flisfomdon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Flisfomdon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Flisfomdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Flisfomdon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mice while wearing green dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.