Butcadsad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody coyote.

Butcadsad created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butcadsad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Butcadsad, he will torture you forever.

Butcadsad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Butcadsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never talk about eagles.