Pagbadflap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow jellyfish.

Pagbadflap created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbadflap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pagbadflap, it will turn you into a mole.

Pagbadflap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pagbadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Do not travel during autumn.