Targhatbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody fox.

Targhatbif created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Targhatbif, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Targhatbif, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Targhatbif's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Targhatbif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. You must pray to Targhatbif six times a day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never feed lots of figs to pigs while wearing brown trousers.