Pangjinken is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful turtle.

Pangjinken created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangjinken, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pangjinken, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pangjinken's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pangjinken's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not wear kilts marked with mauve.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.