Yokwabdad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain dove.

Yokwabdad created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokwabdad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokwabdad, she will cry a lot.

Yokwabdad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yokwabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing shirts.

2. Yokwabdad loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokwabdad.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never sit in the presence of elders.